This is for you, mom

I'm thinking I'll just give you the login info for this blog so we can both contribute instead of constantly texting each other messages that begin with: "look what I found on etsy". So I'm going to jump right in, because I came across some really entertaining items for the kitchen...


entry #1

These are handmade dish towels, if you want to see for yourself. I would be very upset to come into someone's house and see these staring back at me! For one towel and one dish cloth, only $18.99!

entry #2

If there's a dragon on it, I hate it. Period. I would have never, in my wildest dreams, pictured a dragon on a KitchenAid mixer. But that's not all, you can get this gem in a variety of colors! The shop also has so many other graphics available to customize your mixer. The price of dragon-ing your mixer, only $29.99. 

entry #3

This made me laugh out loud at my laptop. They call it "Dungeon Furniture" and I found it in the Home & Living section. What the crap? It really caught me off guard, and that doesn't happen often. The other pictures are not as funny as this one, but see for yourself. Who is taking this picture? Like, "Yeah, keep the paddle right there. Okay, now awkwardly lean slightly and look at her ass. Perfect, I'm just going to use my crappy cell phone camera so it comes out nice and grainy". You can add this wonderful piece of "furniture" to your home for only $599.

entry #4

I found this in the Gift Ideas for Her section!

Yep, those are shit candles. Or more delicately, as they are titled: Large Poop Candles. If anyone buys these for me, then you're a crappy friend. Also, it doesn't even look like much effort when into making these turds. This candle maker clearly doesn't have hands capable of recreating the art of an anus. I will admit that I found it humorous that they are rose scented.