Just...just don't

After passing over all the really creepy and really horrifying items in the "weird" section of etsy's "Everything Else" category (and feeling a little queasy) I managed to find some items that aren't so revolting but would still require me to turn my screen to who ever is in the room and say, "look what I found on etsy". 

entry #7

So you're probably wondering what this is. I have never heard of this, but apparently it's Art for Your Bathroom. It's some kind of rubber that they decorate, with a suction on the back. They take this shit seriously and there are all kinds in their shop, Ugly Baby. I can't imagine anyone seeing this suctioned somewhere in their bathroom, and then saying,  "I am so glad I went ahead and bought that for $18.00!". It's stupid and it's glittery and I don't like it even though they use a particular favorite of mine- naughty language. 

entry #8

You can't make fun of etsy without vaginas. This lovely reproductive organ is made out of soap. Available in african american and hispanic too! (sorry asians). I wouldn't buy this to use as soap. Maybe it's just me, but there's something about vaginas that makes me think, if I rub my hands all over this, they probably won't be clean. And even worse, who wants to see a frothy vagina? So gross. I might get this just to hear my g-ma's reaction, that horrified/disappointed/laugh that she makes. So worth the $4.95. This will not be the last private part that I post, you can count on that. 

entry #9

Just...just don't.

entry #10

I was so excited to find this! This Adult Baby waterproof and lockable diaper cover is pure magic. Magic like, holy-shit-you're-a-fucking-twisted-weirdo-but-I-am-very-amused magic. Sooo much wrong. Adult babies make me feel so happy in such an evil way. But, seriously, this diaper cover is gross. This handmade item can be all yours for just $53.98!