Plastic Meatballs

This post is all about trash. Personally, I think most things are trash, but these things are literally trash. Trash for sale. Hard to believe someone expects money for this-trash. You'd find these in a landfill-trash. Trash. 

entry #11

Real Human Hair. Don't sell things you grow out of your body. Please. More importantly, don't buy things that grew out of someone's body. Unless you're a serial killer. Serial killers are allowed to collect human hair. I'm fine with that. Because they are only asking for $5, it just reinforces my belief that this is garbage. 

entry #12

WHY. The seller expects someone to hang this as an ornament on a fucking Christmas tree! Clean panty liners gross me out, but this makes me very aware of the saliva in my throat. Even the serial killer who collects hair would think this is gross. And for $5? A whole pack of panty liners doesn't cost $5. 

entry #13

 

The thing that bugs me the most about this garage-sale-nightmare is that, whoever made this wants two hundred and fifty fucking dollars for it! It's just a bunch of plastic dudes resting their plastic meatballs on other plastic dudes' heads. And it's ugly.