Sunday, November 3, 2013

Bedazzle Your Asshole

I'm starting off strong with this post. This is what happens when you look through the "everything else" section of etsy. 

entry #5

This is, as you can probably tell, a dead cat. I saw it and thought it looked like something you'd see while watching Hoarders, like after the organizers lifted an old moldy couch. Then I read the description, and yeah, they found it behind some pipe. Why they picked it up and then decided someone would pay money for it? I have no idea. This is trash, someone is trying to sell trash. The seller mentions that mummified eyes and tongue are included! Don't believe me? See for yourself. So, if you're a disgusting freak that wants a dead pet, this little guy will only set you back $500. (the seller offers payment installments). 

entry #6


When I read the title of this item I giggled, like I was in high school and the teacher said "sphincter". Just to be clear, this listing is for "Anal Plug Jewelry". Immediately, I imagined seeing a jewel sticking out of someone's asshole. Why would you want this?! So you can look in the mirror and admire the beautiful jewelry that you wear inside your butt? But just when you thought anal plugs couldn't get worse than this, you were wrong.

This entry is a two-parter:


Fucking gross. Just in case you were wondering, that's a real fox tail. 

If you like to shove foreign objects up your ass( in style), then visit the Red Room of Pain (I'm not joking, that's the shop name). Only $30 to bedazzle your asshole, and $48 for shoving a dead animal part up there. 


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