kitschy as a mother fucker

I hate kitsch.

entry #13

This is all kinds of no. I love fruit loops, I literally just ate some. They are delicious. But Cassie has no taste whatsoever.... Ha.

entry #14

Good lord. I bet those shot gun shells are soooo mad. They did not see their lives heading in this direction. Never did they think they would be faced with some hot glue and ribbon. I bet this is really heavy. The holidays have always reminded me of ammunition. Fifty bucks for this bad boy. 

entry #15

Kitschy as a mother fucker. I don't know why shit like this pisses me off so much, but it does. It makes me squirm a little bit. Then I start to think if someone (who doesn't know me at all but is probably a distant relative) bought this for me...I would cringe at the idea of having to put it in my house. They probably used the cheapest paint ever, which also really bothers me. If you wish to personally insult me in more ways than one, this clock is only $45. I just realized this is the second clock in this post. 

entry #16

So much kitsch, so little time! I love me some wind chimes, but this is really awful. The person who buys this also owns one of those singing fish plaques. And eats dinner in front of the tv, on a tray that allows them to eat while sitting comfortably on the couch. And orders shit off home shopping networks. Can you believe they expect $55 for this? Oh, but just wait. I found something better...

The person who made this definitely knows more cats than people. This "one of a kind" is $15 with the option of free gift wrapping!